You get a life-size cardboard cut-out of a big portly man in a red suit with white trim standing alongside a deer with a red nose wearing a harness being held by a small person wearing a green suit and pointy ears sitting in a sleigh packed full of brightly colored paper encased boxes with ribbons and bows spilling out of a large red velvet bag soaring across a winter sky with a caption reading "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night".
*takes breath and inserts coin*
When you go home, tell them of us and say, For your tomorrows these gave their today. ~J.M. Edmonds